January 2008
Man helps locked-out neighbor, sues for injury... →
Man 'smuggled ecstasy in bread loaf' →
Man commits sin in church →
Man dances with naked woman, denies strip club... →
(From Kevin)
Man's location unknown, but he's no longer... →
Man accused of soiling laundry room →
Man charged with bashing woman with beer bottle in... →
Man holds up bank with threatening note →
Man shoots co-worker while rescuing him from... →
You’re welcome.
Man busted after YouTube video shows him, father... →
Man with Band-aids on face arrested for N.... →
Man loves her in spite of problems →
Man denies 'lying in wait' for blondes →
Man rams cousin with car, girlfriend tries to... →
Man 'walking' his python arrested →
That’s not a euphemism.
Man shoots brother-in-law in the crotch →
Why? Because he thought his brother-in-law was a wild boar, of course. Something tells me his sister is not going to be happy about this.
Man holds own kidney hostage →
Man gets trip to Hawaii, money for honesty →
Man found drunk in charge of lawnmower →
Man steals two donuts, car →
”Police did not identify the make and model of the car, nor the flavour and freshness of the stolen donuts.”
Man dies after trying to slide down escalator rail... →
Man warned for flicking son's ear →
Man waves to girls, almost loses arm →
Man burned riding atop Metro commuter train →
Man accused in fork-stabbing of woman trying to... →
Man dies after faking attack →
Man brings 2 grenades to hospital ER →
They weren’t feeling well
Man with knives in pants stabs himself →
(The last quote is priceless.)
Man flees cops blames girlfriend →
Man found dead beneath refrigerator →
Man cited for leaving baby in vehicle outside a... →
Man allegedly sets cash on fire near dad →
Man sees 'mark,' cuts off hand →
And microwaves it. Don’t forget that he microwaved it.
Man spots his wife during visit to brothel →
The headline should point out that he spotted his wife among the employees.
Man ignored 'drink and fry' warning →
Always listen to “drink and fry” warnings
Man drives pickup truck through Walmart →
The aisles are wide.
Man digs holes on bike trail to seek revenge →
That’ll teach ‘em!
Man gets home at 2 a.m., dies →
If only he’d stayed out until 3 …
Man convicted in murder tried to dig out of jail →
Because that always works in the cartoons
Man who left kids alone suspected of passing funny... →
Man defies death by jumping onto subway tracks to... →
Risk your life for your iPhone? It’s not really a difficult call to make.
Man says he didn't try to fund terrorism →
Man charged with identity theft posed as other... →
Isn’t that what identity theft is? Pretending to be other people?
Man using GPS drives into path of train →
Man kills friend with brick →
That’s some friend.
Man resolves to throw nothing away in 2008 →
Man serious after bottle attack →
Man returns $185K check →
Man puts out fire with aunt's XL undies →
Man's journey of faith leads to book →
