The story of man is told in headlines around the world. Eligible headlines must be at least moderately amusing, published online and must start with the word “man.” Submit your headlines now.The Story of ManTumblr (3.0; @storyofman)http://storyofman.tumblr.com/Man Poses as Cop, Robs People at Gunpoint<a href="http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-police-impersonator-robberies,0,2730063.story">Man Poses as Cop, Robs People at Gunpoint</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/236395025http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/236395025Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:45:45 -0600Man crashes into vodka bottles<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/vp/33594615#33594615">Man crashes into vodka bottles</a>: <p><div> <iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/33594615#33594615" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe><p style="font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;">Visit msnbc.com for <a style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com">Breaking News</a>, <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;">World News</a>, and <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;">News about the Economy</a></p> </div></p>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/235966311http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/235966311Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:01:55 -0600Man fined for claiming Wyo. residency<a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-wy-license-residency,0,2742419.story">Man fined for claiming Wyo. residency</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/235352791http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/235352791Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:03:57 -0600Man Attends Own Funeral<a href="http://tristatehomepage.com/content/fulltext/?cid=108141">Man Attends Own Funeral</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/235218788http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/235218788Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:03:51 -0600Man makes living by selling the shirt on his back<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE5A50JR20091106">Man makes living by selling the shirt on his back</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/235091493http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/235091493Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:02:10 -0600Man accidentally ejects himself from plane<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/02/south-africa-passenger-ejector-seat">Man accidentally ejects himself from plane</a>: <p>Thanks for sending in this headline, Diego!</p>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/234962089http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/234962089Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:02:08 -0600Man says image of Jesus appears on truck window<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ibCdZFx6bF1qNKj-DK1A2_kUxs6AD9BOU6581">Man says image of Jesus appears on truck window</a>: <p>Thanks for the headline, <a href="http://ohmykevin.com">Kevin</a>!</p>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/234317612http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/234317612Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:04:47 -0600Man loses cheesehead hat at Obama speech<a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-wi-obama-wisconsin-c,0,7483940.story">Man loses cheesehead hat at Obama speech</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/234173483http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/234173483Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:03:50 -0600Man Without Ride Home Steals Ambulance From Hospital<a href="http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7016895700">Man Without Ride Home Steals Ambulance From Hospital</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/234046871http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/234046871Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:01:58 -0600Man Dead After Going Up in Flames at Gas Station<a href="http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Man-Dead-After-Going-Up-in-Flames-at-Gas-Station-69243192.html">Man Dead After Going Up in Flames at Gas Station</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/233916267http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/233916267Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:02:05 -0600Man Allegedly Tries to Rob New York Taco Bell, Then Requests Job Application<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,571408,00.html">Man Allegedly Tries to Rob New York Taco Bell, Then Requests Job Application</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/232883747http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/232883747Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:02:09 -0600Man Hit By Own Getaway Car During Police Chase<a href="http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/allegheny/21505259/detail.html">Man Hit By Own Getaway Car During Police Chase</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/232401776http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/232401776Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:52:56 -0600Man Gets 6 Months For Flipping Off a Judge<a href="http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local-beat/Man-Gets-6-Months-For-Flipping-Off-a-Judge-68839062.html">Man Gets 6 Months For Flipping Off a Judge</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/232243814http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/232243814Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:52:49 -0600Man Robs Same South Florida Bank for Fourth Time This Year<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,571307,00.html">Man Robs Same South Florida Bank for Fourth Time This Year</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/232104503http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/232104503Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:51:46 -0600Man ordered to stay away from Miley Cyrus<a href="http://news.bostonherald.com/track/celebrity/view/20091031man_ordered_to_stay_away_from_miley_cyrus/srvc=home&position=also">Man ordered to stay away from Miley Cyrus</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/229214821http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/229214821Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:07:53 -0500Man fakes moon landing in own garage for $800<a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10387748-1.html">Man fakes moon landing in own garage for $800</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/229091060http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/229091060Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:06:49 -0500Man accused of hitting wife on head with hammer<a href="http://www.theeagle.com/police/Bryan-man-accused-of-hitting-wife-on-head-with-hammer">Man accused of hitting wife on head with hammer</a>: <p>Thanks for the headline, Darren!</p>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/228952347http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/228952347Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:05:54 -0500Man in skeleton mask holds up 7-Elevens<a href="http://www.freep.com/article/20091028/NEWS04/91028065/1005/NEWS03/Man-in-skeleton-mask-holds-up-7-Elevens">Man in skeleton mask holds up 7-Elevens</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/228835106http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/228835106Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:03:08 -0500Man awakened early allegedly starts broom fight<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jLrQFn9lwOpLWZd7aDGe1Vg1pmVgD9BKA1081">Man awakened early allegedly starts broom fight</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/228284349http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/228284349Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:07:52 -0500Man accused of corkscrew threat at public bathroom<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iDsz8aj5wHT1Y3b0LKVqzkfzXwoQD9BKBUVO0">Man accused of corkscrew threat at public bathroom</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/228153273http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/228153273Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:06:49 -0500