The story of man is told in headlines around the world. Eligible headlines must be at least moderately amusing, published online and must start with the word “man.” Submit your headlines now.Tumblr (3.0; @storyofman)http://storyofman.tumblr.com/<a href="http://mashable.com/2009/11/22/man-arrested-for-not-tweeting/">Man arrested for not Tweeting?</a>: <p>Thanks for the headline, <a href="http://ohmykevin.com">Kevin</a>!</p>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/253639261http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/253639261Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:30:52 -0600<a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/local/adult.theater.death.2.1319804.html">Man Found Dead In Old Town Adult Theater</a>: <p>Thanks for the headline, Salamandir!</p>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/248949837http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/248949837Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:00:51 -0600<a href="http://www.dailytidings.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091114/NEWS02/911140312">Man cited in downtown Giraffe gaffe</a>: <p>Thanks for the great headline, <a href="http://web.mac.com/hellvetica/Site/start.html">Martin</a>!</p>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/248461412http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/248461412Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:03:11 -0600<a href="http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/archives/185225.asp">Man asks for directions, demands wallet</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/247378151http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/247378151Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:02:57 -0600<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iyT0YCb__DrohIqf4KoSNv1UyewQD9C0RCBO0">Man carrying $600 pinched for alleged pencil theft</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/247245560http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/247245560Tue, 17 Nov 2009 08:03:01 -0600<a href="http://failuremag.com/index.php/failure_analysis/article/man_upset_over_speeding_ticket_harasses_state_troopers_mom/">Man upset over speeding ticket harasses state trooper’s mom</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/246570022http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/246570022Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:45:47 -0600<a href="http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/Man-Chooses-Ham-Over-Home-70145617.html">Man Chooses Ham Over Home</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/246017922http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/246017922Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:02:05 -0600<a href="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2009/nov/13/man-in-swine-flu-mask-robs-four-bank-tellers/">Man in swine-flu mask robs four bank tellers</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/244928376http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/244928376Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:03:49 -0600<a href="http://cjonline.com/news/local/2009-11-12/man_gets_stuck_in_break_in_attempt">Man gets stuck in break-in attempt</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/244793016http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/244793016Sun, 15 Nov 2009 08:03:30 -0600<a href="http://www.wbay.com/Global/story.asp?S=11500877">Man Survives Being Run Over During Nap on Railroad Tracks</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/244073644http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/244073644Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:04:52 -0600<a href="http://news.bostonherald.com/news/offbeat/view/20091113man_charged_with_calling_911_for_sex/srvc=home&position=recent">Man charged with calling 911, asking for sex</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/243917694http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/243917694Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:03:55 -0600<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hnBnflmLiw3Y_5L7t0qzWb5YhxAgD9BUCB800">Man distracted by bird drives Bugatti into marsh</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/243763054http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/243763054Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:01:53 -0600<a href="http://www.neoseeker.com/news/12308-man-steals-100-copies-of-modern-warfare-2-from-gamestop/">Man steals 100 copies of Modern Warfare 2 from GameStop</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/243630137http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/243630137Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:01:54 -0600<a href="http://news.wbru.com/2009/11/man-stabs-neighbor-for-not-liking-acdc/">Man Stabs Neighbor for Not Liking AC/DC</a>: <p>Thanks for the headline, <a href="http://twitter.com/victoria_living">@victoria_living</a>!</p>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/240287302http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/240287302Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:02:05 -0600<a href="http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_13748631">Man pistol-whipped, robbed of $3</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/239557368http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/239557368Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:03:51 -0600<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,573226,00.html">Man, 52, With Rare Condition Collapses From Laughing</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/239404600http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/239404600Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:03:52 -0600<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5A831720091109">Man provides photo for his own wanted poster</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/239276354http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/239276354Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:02:55 -0600<a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1874529,man-arrested-63-times-stealing-champange-110909.article">Man steals bubbly from Whole Foods, prompting 63rd arrest</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/239149647http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/239149647Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:02:04 -0600<a href="http://www.cbs3springfield.com/news/local/69537267.html">Man Jumps From George Washington Bridge And Swims To NJ</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/238205695http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/238205695Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:02:00 -0600<a href="http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/metro/Corral_Botello_Chicago_man_bit_off_part_girlfriend_ear-in_fight-4000-south_Brighton_Place_attempted_murder">Man Bites Off Part Off Girlfriend's Ear In Fight</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/238075279http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/238075279Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:02:06 -0600