The story of man is told in headlines around the world. Eligible headlines must be at least moderately amusing, published online and must start with the word “man.” Submit your headlines now.Tumblr (3.0; @storyofman)http://storyofman.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-5585-Offbeat-News-Examiner~y2009m7d8-Man-drowns-in-chocolate">Man drowns in chocolate</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/138445229http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/138445229Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:42:15 -0500<a href="http://www.wnct.com/nct/news/local/article/man_gets_naked_on_us_airways_flight/44429/">Man Gets Naked on US Airways Flight</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135381481http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135381481Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:57:20 -0500<a href="http://www.bartlesvillelive.com/content/weirdnews/story/Man-calls-911-claiming-McDonalds-robbed-him/4sIdZX6A-EOFFENv_a5Whw.cspx">Man calls 911 claiming McDonald's robbed him</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135381002http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135381002Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:55:59 -0500<a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2009402791_webbankrobbery30m.html">Man changes mind in middle of Fife bank heist</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135380502http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135380502Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:54:40 -0500<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/fashion/2009/07/02/2009-07-02_man_arrested_for_wearing_nude_posh_spice_tshirt.html">Man arrested for wearing nude Posh Spice t-shirt</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135379548http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135379548Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:51:57 -0500<a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/6420ap_wa_salmon_labels.html">Man won't part with collection of salmon labels</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135378228http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/135378228Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:48:09 -0500<a href="http://blog.taragana.com/n/man-said-to-have-brought-young-women-to-berlusconis-parties-asks-forgiveness-from-premier-88270/">Man said to have brought young women to Berlusconi’s parties asks forgiveness from premier</a>: <p>Thanks to Reinier for this headline!</p> <p>Send “man” headlines to <a href="mailto:erica@graphicdesignr.net">erica@graphicdesignr.net</a></p>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/134851564http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/134851564Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:45:17 -0500<a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/06/18/toothpick.city.pkg.kgo">Man builds toothpick city</a>: Don’t ask why … Just thank Sue for sending in this headline! Send “man” headlines to <a href="mailto:erica@graphicdesignr.net">erica@graphicdesignr.net</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/134624722http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/134624722Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:23:02 -0500<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_BEAR_SANDWICH?SITE=TXPLA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">Man says bear mugged him for his Italian sandwich</a>: Another great headline from Richard! Send “man” headlines to <a href="mailto:erica@graphicdesignr.net">erica@graphicdesignr.net</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/134622382http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/134622382Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:18:00 -0500<a href="http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1202431944700&Man_Burned_by_Burning_Man_Cant_Sue_Festival">Man Burned by Burning Man Can't Sue Festival</a>: A great “man” headline from Richard — thanks! Send “man” headlines to <a href="mailto:erica@graphicdesignr.net">erica@graphicdesignr.net</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/134621503http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/134621503Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:16:00 -0500<a href="http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/47039687.html">Man arrested after attacking officer with lawn mower</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133880488http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133880488Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:47:44 -0500<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hu9WL07mQW59SnNxwHuxjJCal12wD98O5AG80">Man accused of urinating on people at festival</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133876721http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133876721Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:40:04 -0500<a href="http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2009/jun/14/sports/chi-ap-il-golfcartarrest">Man arrested for reckless golf cart driving</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133874943http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133874943Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:37:09 -0500<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j_9uEAHh4eMja-_tx5SkyHtpnNYwD98RQTD01">Man spends night locked in Mass. bar's bathroom</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133873920http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133873920Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:34:54 -0500<a href="http://newsok.com/man-beaten-robbed-for-bologna-sandwich-in-oklahoma-city/article/3378782?custom_click=masthead_topten">Man beaten, robbed for bologna sandwich in Oklahoma City </a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133871751http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133871751Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:31:02 -0500<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jNxF6ZaF_eyBM8z1U8r3-_CXBJgQD98TU3D00">Man drives 3 miles on Wash. interstate in reverse</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133870460http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133870460Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:29:08 -0500<a href="http://www.startribune.com/nation/48549212.html">Man damages toilet by setting off fireworks at an Arby's in Delaware</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133870049http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133870049Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:28:25 -0500<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gCazxnNCa1haW71ZGyM7G5dOV0LgD990NPNO0">Man takes steamroller on a late-night joyride</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133865686http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133865686Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:19:32 -0500<a href="http://www.620wtmj.com/news/local/49016906.html">Man Drives Drunk on Highway in Golf Cart</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133864035http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133864035Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:16:34 -0500<a href="http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=98960&sectionid=3510212">Man found guilty of stealing Hitler's bookmark</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133863026http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/133863026Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:14:29 -0500