The story of man is told in headlines around the world. Eligible headlines must be at least moderately amusing, published online and must start with the word “man.” Submit your headlines now.Tumblr (3.0; @storyofman)http://storyofman.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/california/la-me-playboy28-2008aug28,0,7971447.story">Man rams car into Playboy Mansion gates twice in two weeks, police say</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/47850080http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/47850080Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:10:46 -0400<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2008/08/25/20080825B1-talker0826.html">Man in corset had knife, followed girl, police say</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/47651540http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/47651540Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:26:33 -0400<a href="http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_10312147">Man accused of stabbing woman after she refused to dance with him</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/47651269http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/47651269Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:23:53 -0400<a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-ia-fortmadisonhostag,0,373969.story">Man jailed after sending Iowa hostages for beer</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/47651078http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/47651078Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:21:54 -0400<a href="http://www.azcentral.com/community/gilbert/articles/2008/08/21/20080821gr-fridge.html">Man accused of trying to snag fridge from foreclosed home</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46907949http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46907949Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:58:03 -0400<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,407281,00.html">Man Mauled After Pet Raccoon Goes 'Crazy'</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46907607http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46907607Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:53:00 -0400<a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5giwHp3-r5BStIEwcIvSvVfgEsMkQD92M7LK80">Man denied refund for condoms accused of calling 911</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46907441http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46907441Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:50:29 -0400<a href="http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/08/man-in-chicken-suit-ruffles-da.html">Man in chicken suit ruffles Dallas Sheriff Lupe Valdez's feathers</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46907232http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46907232Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:47:27 -0400<a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_10240782">Man stabs officer in hand during standoff in LA Wal-Mart</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46617532http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46617532Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:25:32 -0400<a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ihdt-3X8j_DnUtfSGl2NwquhXZWAD92ITLVO1">Man's ear chewed off after dispute with neighbor</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46481115http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46481115Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:56:50 -0400<a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-ap-il-theaterfall,0,6132009.story">Man injured trying to slide down theater railing</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46480908http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46480908Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:54:46 -0400<a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-ia-statefair-cancer,0,7893232.story">Man beats cancer, wins blue ribbon at state fair</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46480716http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/46480716Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:53:14 -0400<a href="http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/374339_panic10.html?source=mypi">Man loses trailer on freeway, panics and runs</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45986740http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45986740Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:10:22 -0400<a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_10163845">Man's 80-year secret revealed</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45986464http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45986464Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:07:56 -0400<a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hJrGrl0bblneuULUoESsnPq1u2ygD92GV1OO0">Man on Harley finds engagement ring on road</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45986164http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45986164Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:05:30 -0400<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7559881.stm">Man buys Chevy with small change</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45985960http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45985960Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:03:38 -0400<a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/baltimore_city/bal-arrest0814,0,1390400.story">Man suspected of selling drugs on bicycle in city hit by car</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45985809http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45985809Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:01:59 -0400<a href="http://blogs.trb.com/entertainment/technology/watchthis/2008/08/man_takes_a_bath_in_burger_kin.html">Man takes a bath in Burger King kitchen sink</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45844566http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45844566Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:57:09 -0400<a href="http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/738123.html">Man tumbles into open manhole</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45369893http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45369893Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:26:55 -0400<a href="http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_10117761">Man waits to tell police he's been stabbed</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45095110http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/45095110Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:10:16 -0400